How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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