i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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