when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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