Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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