if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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