butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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