walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We got so high we made milksteak
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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