well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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