Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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