Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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