ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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