Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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