Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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