I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
