Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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