I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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