That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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