Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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