Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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