bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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