small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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