He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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