She is in my trunk
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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