i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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