Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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