How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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