How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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