I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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