No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
