you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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