: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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