my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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