somebody snuck up and got me drunk
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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