2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
did i walk over a car last night?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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