fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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