So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I got inside last night via doggy door
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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