ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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