I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
