who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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