He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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