its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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