and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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