I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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