i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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