is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
they're like a gay fantastic four
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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