i permit you to call me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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