how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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