sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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