Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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