That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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