just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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