are you still at the devil's house?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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